Amy is watching Firefly with me for the first time and she just referred to Simon and River as “the Folgers commercial of space.”
Accurate.
Bad Girls (from Bob’s Burgers) by St. Vincent
bad girls like to fight with their moms
bad girls don’t use pads just tampons
I don’t want to be this bad
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idontgiveadamnboutmyreputation:
Blink-182 Made Fun of One Direction 11 Years Before They Existed | BuzzFeed
2000: Blink 182 parodies cheesy boy bands at cliche boy band video locations, including Santa Monica Beach.
2011: One Direction unknowingly uses the same shot of Santa Monica Beach in an actual cheesy boy band video.
hahahaha omfg
I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIMEIt’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
I”M
my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
(via marrymejasonsegel)
Perfect child, perfect idea.
(via nova-bright)
I almost cried. This would be the most perfect thing.
(via kyssthis16)
SOMEBODY GIVE THAT GIRL A LOAN.
(via sexxxisbeautiful)cl
LGBT Laughs: althelamp: Today Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was...
TodayYesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. he was a wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, the autograph book was princesses, etc. and there was a grown man teasing him about “being gay”. A grown man.Peter Pan likes to hang…
lmao this is a true piece of art.
Jeune Patriote Débauché: Your URL will now determine your career.
im going to be…
no what the fuck am I going to be i have no idea someone help
game designer
swag me out
A…
>:)))
(Source: mulfordthedean)
What’s the worst thing you can ask Loki during sex?
Who’s your daddy?
CRY-LAUGHING FOREVER
(Source: malchidael)
If you eat it, you’ll turn into one of them.
You go red, you start spouting bigotry and eating tweed with lamb fat dribbling down your chin.
Dylan Moran on the country. (Like Totally, 2006)
“Excellent work on the gay filth.”
“Gay filth” should be my new all-purpose queer tag.
