Monday, May 19, 2014

noojabes:

aight let me say this tho. when biphobic lesbians say things like ‘i don’t wanna be anywhere a guy has been” or the more cissexist/transmisogynistic “i don’t wanna be anywhere a dick has been”

you’re. kind of treating a bi woman like a used object. and totally qualifying her based on her past experiences. and deciding what does or does not impact her worth and purity. 

and ur a piece of crap.

(Source: khelish)

Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Well-run libraries are filled with people because what a good library offers cannot be easily found elsewhere: an indoor public space in which you do not have to buy anything in order to stay. In the modern state there are very few sites where this is possible. The only others that come readily to my mind require belief in an omnipotent creator as a condition for membership. It would seem the most obvious thing in the world to say that the reason why the market is not an efficient solution to libraries is because the market has no use for a library. But it seems we need, right now, to keep re-stating the obvious. There aren’t many institutions left that fit so precisely Keynes’ definition of things that no one else but the state is willing to take on. Nor can the experience of library life be recreated online. It’s not just a matter of free books. A library is a different kind of social reality (of the three dimensional kind), which by its very existence teaches a system of values beyond the fiscal. Zadie Smith, in the New York Review of Books. (via thebronzemedal)
Saturday, March 2, 2013

Amy is watching Firefly with me for the first time and she just referred to Simon and River as “the Folgers commercial of space.”

Accurate.

Monday, February 25, 2013

toonyards:

Bad Girls (from Bob’s Burgers) by St. Vincent

bad girls like to fight with their moms
bad girls don’t use pads just tampons 
I don’t want to be this bad

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Thursday, November 29, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012

My students are writing short stories. This is what I got from one of them.

My students are writing short stories. This is what I got from one of them.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

buriedinmyfear:

idontgiveadamnboutmyreputation:

retroberry:

popculturebrain:

Blink-182 Made Fun of One Direction 11 Years Before They Existed | BuzzFeed

2000: Blink 182 parodies cheesy boy bands at cliche boy band video locations, including Santa Monica Beach.

2011: One Direction unknowingly uses the same shot of Santa Monica Beach in an actual cheesy boy band video.

hahahaha omfg

Sunday, August 12, 2012
vorticity007:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND ITTHE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

I”M

vorticity007:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

I”M

Tuesday, August 7, 2012
I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra

my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.

I love that little girl.

(via marrymejasonsegel)

Perfect child, perfect idea.

(via nova-bright)

I almost cried. This would be the most perfect thing. 

(via kyssthis16)

SOMEBODY GIVE THAT GIRL A LOAN.

(via sexxxisbeautiful)cl

(Source: pumpkinspiceaddiction)

Sunday, August 5, 2012
or
sporklocked:

Hipster Ariel

BEST

or

sporklocked:

Hipster Ariel

BEST

(Source: sporket)

Monday, July 9, 2012 Monday, July 2, 2012
houdinixsplicer:

lmao this is a true piece of art.

houdinixsplicer:

lmao this is a true piece of art.

Sunday, July 1, 2012 Friday, June 29, 2012

What’s the worst thing you can ask Loki during sex?

downboy:

meinsodapop:

Who’s your daddy?

CRY-LAUGHING FOREVER

(Source: malchidael)

cayya:

If you eat it, you’ll turn into one of them.

You go red, you start spouting bigotry and eating tweed with lamb fat dribbling down your chin.


Dylan Moran on the country. (Like Totally, 2006)