if i was x30 more kawaii this would be me (i’m so sorry i have a dollmaker type thing weakness)
i cannot resist dollmakers
Obviously the cat is Oscar and not Bells
Accurate.
… This may be the most accurate of these that I’ve done so far. Look how awkward.
(Source: nanihoo)
Today Amy and I met some chickens.
Broadway Tower is a folly located on Broadway Hill, near the village of Broadway, in the English county of Worcestershire. The “Saxon” tower was designed by James Wyatt in 1794 to resemble a mock castle. It was built for Lady Coventry in 1799 on a “beacon” hill, where beacons were lit on special occasions.
by rob mccoll on Flickr.
helloooo future house
How To Be A Sexy Lesbian On The Internet, v.2.Random Dude’s Very Important Opinion
Once, many years ago, I was talking to a dude on the Internet who expressed disappointment in my profile picture.
“I don’t get why you dress that way,” said Dude. I had never met this gentleman before and had not asked him for his opinion regarding my wardrobe, so as you can imagine, I was eager to hear what he had to say. ”You’re a lesbian.* Doesn’t your girlfriend want you to wear, like, sexy underwear and stuff? You know, so you look hot? Like a sexy lesbian?”
I don’t remember what I said at the time. I do know what my response would be now, and that is, “Bro, you don’t even know.”
What I am wearing here is a sexy lounging bathrobe so I don’t get cold while I complete sexy lesbian tasks, such as feeding the cats or trying to compose clever Facebook statuses. This is, in fact, a traditional sexy lesbian costume, complete with a little black hat that conceals bedhead while also making me look like a dick. (Note the sexy layered cardigan and sexy striped tee, sexy lesbian staple pieces!)
Just a sexy lesbian, sittin’ in a squashy chair, chillin’ after a long day of being a sexy lesbian at the office. Am I wearing a bra here? Do I own a bra? Have I ever even SEEN a bra? You can’t even tell, all the sexy’s getting in the way.
You know I am getting all the ladies in this fly robe. All of them.
Also part of the sexy lesbian costume: comfy jeans that haven’t been washed in, like, a week? Maybe. Maybe more than that, it is hard to keep track of mundane things like laundry when you are busy being a sexy lesbian. (It is not, however, hard to find time to go to stores meant for preteens and buy multiple pairs of colourful ankle socks. God bless you, Ardene’s.)
But of course, no sexy lesbian is ever seen in public without the all-important sexy lesbian “come hither” look.
And now I have to go be a sexy lesbian with my girlfriend. We are probably gonna watch Bob’s Burgers or something. SO HOT.
* NB: I am, technically speaking, a genderqueer femmeish-presenting FAAB person exclusively attracted to women** but you know what? It is hard enough to make Dudes On The Internet understand that lesbians are not women who fuck them and their girlfriends. There are some things I ain’t willing to take the time to explain.
** And Ezra Miller.***
*** But I still wouldn’t do him.****
**** Probably.
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Eartha Kitt & James Dean, early 1950s (via PBS/American Masters). Dean studied dance with Kitt and said he learned more about acting from her lessons than he had in any acting class.
“[James Dean] said to me, ‘I want to move like you, can you teach me how to move my body like you do on stage?’ And I told him where to meet me, here in New York and that’s where we met for dance classes. And that’s where Jamie and I always met downstairs from that studio to have coffee, to have our little tete-a-tete conversations.”
“He was like my brother. He had something in him that he didn’t understand. He wanted to learn from me how to move on the stage the way I do, so I taught him how to control his body and how to let the words physically carry you from this point to that point. I was in a play and he’d just done his first film so we were both becoming known at that time. It was a good time.”
-Eartha Kitt
1) earthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2) because i am on tumblr i have to actively remind myself that this is james dean and not james deen
3) no seriously earthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa](http://25.media.tumblr.com/DBRnR67M4p4q8e1mOmrx16NEo1_500.jpg)
Eartha Kitt & James Dean, early 1950s (via PBS/American Masters). Dean studied dance with Kitt and said he learned more about acting from her lessons than he had in any acting class.
“[James Dean] said to me, ‘I want to move like you, can you teach me how to move my body like you do on stage?’ And I told him where to meet me, here in New York and that’s where we met for dance classes. And that’s where Jamie and I always met downstairs from that studio to have coffee, to have our little tete-a-tete conversations.”
“He was like my brother. He had something in him that he didn’t understand. He wanted to learn from me how to move on the stage the way I do, so I taught him how to control his body and how to let the words physically carry you from this point to that point. I was in a play and he’d just done his first film so we were both becoming known at that time. It was a good time.”
-Eartha Kitt
1) earthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2) because i am on tumblr i have to actively remind myself that this is james dean and not james deen
3) no seriously earthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nm brah, just sippin hot chocolate out of my sweet bowie mug
I am wearing a panda onesie and looking skeptical, how is your night going.
Dani Campbell
I have never understood the Dani thing, but my gf does, so here we go.
(Source: deadfinksdonttalk)
I dyed my hair blue black the other day. This is what it looks like.
(Also, I am trying to smile more in pictures so I don’t look like grumpy or tragic, but I find when I smile AND look at the camera I tend to look like a very excited axe murderer. So I tend to do the smile/lookaway combo. I look happy, but not in that way where I’m going to wear your face as a hat.)
Meet Eitaro. The 26-year-old comes from a family of geisha: his mother and grandmother both practiced the centuries-old Japanese tradition, in which women trained in the gei, or classical Japanese arts, host parties of men. Eitaro took over for his mother after she died of cancer, and is now apparently one of Japan’s most sought after geisha, both for performances and television appearances.
Sunset on Town Clock from Citadel Hill, NS
by internat
I feel very, very homesick today.
Mir diamond mine in Russia. The second largest excavated hole in the world.
Helicopters aren’t supposed to fly over it because air drafts can suck them down.
I passed by this tree on my way home yesterday and it was awful.
