Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Friday, January 11, 2013
Every time I see an advertisement for World War Z I get more annoyed, because apparently “unusually complex and disturbing compilation of stories about a hypothetical zombie apocalypse and its victims across the world” translates in Hollywood to “white dude saves wife and adorable child.”
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Monday, December 31, 2012
Laurel Holloman and Nicole Ari Parker in The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
is this the blonde from the l word?
Yep! That’s the chick from the L Word
this movie was kind of bomb when I was 16 and it was basically about me. -sigh- good times.
“TINAAAAAAAAAAAA” - Bette
I watched this with my then-current gf in my first year of university. She wanted to watch it because someone told her she reminded them of Randy. (She was nothing like Randy, Randy is adorable.)
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year and hails the other three, any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots… We have… dragons.
I always love seeing gifs from this film (even though I’ve never seen it) because Toothless looks exactly like my baby cat. Also, dragons are rad.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
movies that my siblings and i watched over christmas
- District 9
- Battle Royale
- We Need To Talk About Kevin
HAPPY HOLIDAYS HAVE A BLOODBATH
(Also, my little brother now refers to EzMill as “MY MAN” and went completely silent during all of his shirtless scenes. The littlest gayest atheist in the worlddddd. <3)
Sunday, December 16, 2012
“High Fidelity (Alta fidelidad), Stephen Frears, 2000”.
you being a dick came first, ugh.
“the misery, which you inflicted on other people”
(i still sort of love this book though sorry everyone???)
Man, High Fidelity as a book is actually a really great meditation on how male privilege fucks up interpersonal relationships, and how pop music glorifies and perpetuates those fuckups. The movie (from what I’ve seen of it- I couldn’t sit through the whole thing) really watered down how much of a douchebag Rob is and how completely over his shit everyone in his life is. Because God forbid John Cusack ever play anyone who isn’t lovable. I kind of feel like Duncan in Juliet, Naked is a response to movie!Rob, inasmuchas he is an insufferable dick who thinks that the media he consumes is more important than the people in his life, and you are supposed to roll your eyes whenever he appears.
(I have many feelings about Nick Hornby.)
And we also watched this. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE A VERY PRETTY GIRL
Friday, December 14, 2012
Last night the gf and I went to a frond’s house to watch terrible movies. This is from one of them, a lighthearted lesbian romp called Summer Lover in which some broad cheats on her husband with a Russian woman, declares herself the modern incarnation of Sappho, tries to pressure everyone into a polyamorous relationship then gets mad when her husband and the chick start fucking, gets a shitty tattoo, then kills herself!
▣ Frozen(2013) first officially released concept art
…why do they look almost exactly like Rapunzel and Flynn
Like, literally I feel like I’m looking at a shorter hair Rapunzel and a blonde Flynn Rider right down to the demeanor and I don’t know what to make of that
whooo-eee it sure is GENERIC PROTAGONISTS in here
i never thought i’d experience boredom in a picture but here it is
NO THEY CAN’T FUCK THIS UP IT’S MY FAVORITE FAIRY TALE WEHH
Uuuuugh, this compared to the original Snow Queen concept art. I am so done with you, Disney.
I am still mad about the fact they fucked around with the story so much. The Snow Queen is one of my favourites, man, why you gotta be like that. Also wooooo look at the white people in the snowwwww
Friday, November 9, 2012
i saw the hobbit last night
Short version: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(here be spoilers, discretion advised, etc)
Sunday, October 21, 2012
I don’t usually add commentary to my reblogs, but this may be the most adorable thing I have seen.
Saturday, October 13, 2012
i would read a thousand comics that were all just Tony trolling Bruce.
I tend to think up stories whenever I walk anywhere, and sometimes the stories I make up are movies playing in my head.
This is inconvenient because the stories I make up are generally things I’d really like to see, and I occasionally find myself thinking “man, when I get home I should watch that movie where punk Naya Rivera’s girlfriend, sociologist Juno-Temple-with-dreadlocks, is kidnapped by monsters, and she and Special Agents Laurence Fishburne and Christopher Meloni have to track her down while being stalked by evil mastermind Wes Bentley.”
And then I remember it doesn’t fucking exist.