you, kant, always get what you want

sweetsyren: yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:06:27 -0230

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

Just in case you were wondering: IT’S TRUE.

"DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!"

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:05:20 -0230

“DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!”

- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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"I rang the literary editors of a few ‘respected’ papers and asked them how much space they were..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:04:15 -0230

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I rang the literary editors of a few ‘respected’ papers and asked them how much space they were giving to women writers in their ‘review’ sections. Perfectly predictable response. They all said the allocation was fair. One said it was equal, and one prominent editor went so far as to say women are dominating the reviews!

… What happened when I asked who was doing the talking in mixed sex conversations? Well, it was the women of course. And then when you get to measure it you find that women get to talk about 10-20% of the time in conversations with men. A woman who talks about a third of the time is seen to be dominating the talk.

And what happened when I asked teachers who got their attention in class? Well, it was all equal, wasn’t it? No preferences there. And you measure it and find that girls get about 10-20% of the teacher’s attention. Any more, and the boys think it unfair - and go into revolt.

So what do you think I found with the reviews?

I would have predicted about 10-20% of the space went to women’s books. Well, it is less than 6% of the column inches. And the reasonable editor who thinks that women are getting more than their share is one of the worst offenders. Poor boys! It really tells you something when they think only 94% of the review section is not enough, doesn’t it? When 6% for women is too much you get some idea how much men think they are entitled to - as a fair deal.

”

- Dale Spender, correspondence, in Dale and Lynne Spender, Scribbling Sisters (Camden Press, 1986), pp. 31-32 (via radtransfem)

madecunningly: brichibi: untitled-titles: i want to cry He...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:03:22 -0230

madecunningly:

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.

Shaw and Bollig?

so-treu: this is the chillest soul i’ve seen in awhile.

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:41:40 -0230

so-treu:

this is the chillest soul i’ve seen in awhile.

notmechanical replied to your post: notmechanical replied to… tbch I’ve been overinvested in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:24:32 -0230

notmechanical replied to your post: notmechanical replied to…

tbch I’ve been overinvested in Will Smith since I was like 8.

When philosophers in ancient Greece asked “what is the right way to live?” the first thing they came up with was probably “overinvested in Will Smith.”

notmechanical replied to your post: notmechanical replied to your post: you know what?… It was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:08:41 -0230

notmechanical replied to your post: notmechanical replied to your post: you know what?…

It was really, really prevalent around the time that they started dating/when they got married. Thankfully the completely ridiculous amount that Will obviously loves her has damped it down.

Their love is the preshest fucking thing. I heard rumours that they were divorcing a few years ago and it made me genuinely sad.

Also THIS QUOTE:

“With Jada I stood up in front of God and my family and said, ‘till death us do part’. Divorce cannot be an option … I honestly believe there is no woman for me but Jada. No-one can handle me the way she does … Once you feel someone locked in on you, it’s no contest. This is it. I can’t imagine what anyone else would offer.”

their looooooove

how does your face do that

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:42:25 -0230

how does your face do that

notmechanical replied to your post: you know what? fuck it. opinions all over the joint tonight. I’m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:41:08 -0230

notmechanical replied to your post: you know what? fuck it. opinions all over the joint tonight.

I’m just amazed that so few people are bringing up the late 90s/early 00s conspiracy theories about Will and Jada being each other’s beards. That would have been my expected first douchey fall-back position.

… I had no idea that that was a thing. But I kind of love it?

you know what? fuck it. opinions all over the joint tonight.

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:33:57 -0230

I like that People On The Internet tend to respond to the rumour of Willow Smith’s bisexuality with either “HOW CAN SHE BE BISEXUAL SHE’S ELEVEN” or “lol whore.”

Because no one has ever known their sexual orientation at a young age! ever! And also bisexuality means that you are slutty and that is awful! And also set fire to the internettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

dear self

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:24:02 -0230

when you see “family size” printed on a bag of potato chips, do not take it as a challenge

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:44:49 -0230

Rappers who publicly support gay marriage

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:35:06 -0230

ibetmittromney:

Kanye West

Jay-Z

Nicki Minaj

50 Cent

Lil B

A$AP Rocky

Fat Joe

Queen Latifah

Please stop fucking acting like Macklemore is this special snowflake for being a rapper who supports gay marriage. I know yall love to pretend that black people are homophobes, so obviously the music we make must be homophobic, but that is bullshit and Wacklemore is not the first rapper to publicly support gay marriage.

enenkay: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:34:43 -0230

enenkay:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

For the people wondering how I made those pancakes!

I literally just saw this on my dash this morning and then copied it. I just got creative with the designs is all.

You should try it out! It’s super fun and I giggled excitedly every time I flipped the pancake over for the reveal.

Nude Bea Arthur Painting By John Currin Sells For $1.9 Million...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:29:57 -0230

Nude Bea Arthur Painting By John Currin Sells For $1.9 Million At Christie’s Auction

The controversial artist John Currin painted “Bea Arthur Naked” in 1991, which features the late actress in nothing but her birthday suit. It’s just one of many nude paintings created by the artist, who tends to choose provocative women — both celebrities and nonentities — as his subject matter.

“It’s historically significant,” Christie’s representative Koji Inoue says of the Arthur portait in a statement to The New York Post. “It’s radical to sexualize someone people think of as asexual.” (Ed. note: “Asexual?” Really?)

The painting was expected to fetch between $1.8 and $2.5 million, so whomever scored the naked Bea got their famous artwork for a bargain price. You can view more of Currin’s titillating imagery here. All we can say is, thank goodness Blanchewasn’t around for this sale because she would have been so jealous.

Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:37:42 -0230

Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS:

eschergirls:

repair-her-armor:

[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in ~~bed~~ battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you’d LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female “robe” costume, but hey, robes doesn’t show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.

8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn’t want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!

9. Nature Thing Something. If you’re not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely ~~exposed~~ free! I didn’t even bother with this one, but clearly they don’t even do that in games either. But since you’re not human, it’s totally okay!

10. This is best known as “Just In Case You Forgot”. Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don’t have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!

11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don’t forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn’t be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*

12. The Creative Healer! She isn’t supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn’t even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that’s why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn’t want you to forget you have legs, after all!

13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don’t forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!

On the bright side, you never have to worry about being too hot! >_> And you save a bundle on fabric!

RAPID RACE FIRST PLACE: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:35:37 -0230

RAPID RACE FIRST PLACE: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

pj-eckleburg: I’m surprised I haven’t seen this done already. I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:33:50 -0230

pj-eckleburg:

I’m surprised I haven’t seen this done already. I hope someone with more talent than me tries to remake this.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:32:39 -0230