Thursday, April 19, 2012

#IfTransTalkedLikeCis

  • @nataliereed84: Oh, you're cis? Nice to meet you! So, what's your vagina like?
  • @nataliereed84: Wow! You look great! I never would have gussed you were cis!
  • @Mowgli3: "But how am I supposed to learn what cis bodies are like if I can't ask you everything about yours?"
  • @AndyTehNerd: But how can you be sure that's your gender? What if that's just what you were raised to believe?
  • @nataliereed84: But are you SURE you want to remain male? How do you know for sure this is right for you?
  • @AndersStarmark: Of course I support you. But I just want you tone it down. You're scaring people, and scared people are dangerous.
  • @nataliereed84: But "cis" people might regret not transitioning! We need strict criteria for diagnosing cisgenderism to prevent that.
  • @AndersStarmark: I don't believe Cises get raped. Who'd fuck one of them?
  • @LanaLangton: Yeah you can come clubbing with us but only if you promise to act like a girl.
  • @AndersStarmark: This magic ring will keep your gender the way it is.
  • @nataliereed84: People with mental health disorders might think they're cis when they're really not. We can't trust their choices.
  • @LanaLangton: You must declare your cisism immediately when you meet me or any of my friends else you are deceiving us.
  • @nataliereed84: It's not my fault I'm not attracted to cis ppl. I just find your bodies icky. It's just my sexual orientation!
  • @nataliereed84: No, but what's your REAL name? You know, the one you actually chose.
  • @nataliereed84: Wait, so you think you're a womon-born-womon? Isn't that just equating sex with gender and buying into the patriarchy?
  • @LanaLangton: sorry if you find what we say offensive it's just we're not used to actually talking to cis people & its only 'banter'
  • @nataliereed84: Look son, I understand you identify as your birth sex, but why can't you just transition to being a butch lesbian?
  • @AndersStarmark: No, I'm sorry, you may not use the ungendered restroom. A gendered one? No, never heard of them. Wouldn't work anyway.
  • @nataliereed84: Isn't it a bit selfish to go around claiming you're really your birth sex and expect us all to just go along with it?
  • @nataliereed84: You may think you're a woman because you're XX, but I think of you as male, and you need to respect my beliefs.
  • @nataliereed84: But if we let cis men use the men's room, what's to stop one of them from raping your children!?!?
  • @kinetictheorist: I'm glad your granddad died before finding out your cis
  • @PeregrineTwist: so you mean your cock is ATTACHED!? How do you sterilise and wash it properly?
  • @maeveregan: Oh, your new partner is cis? So do you actually have sex or what?
  • @nataliereed84: Son, you say that you're a boy, but I think you're a bit too young to be making that decision.
  • @nataliereed84: Honey, I know you think you want to remain male, but are you sure this isn't just a mid-life crisis?
  • @AndersStarmark: I'm a psychologist. I can help you cope with your reluctance to transition. Just relax. Let me help.
  • @AndersStarmark: You know, for a cis you're pretty attractive. I'd even call you fuckable.
  • @MaeveCaitKelly: Wow! You're such a convincing cis person, I just thought you were normal! Well done.
  • @sashapixlee: Dude, she looks like she might be cis. Be careful, bro
  • @sasugakirin: Just because "grue" is used to hurt you cis people all the time doesn't mean I can't reclaim it.
  • @BecciCath: No, Cis Identity Disorder shouldn't be removed from the DSM, I mean, being cis is a lifestyle choice, so u must b mad
  • @Dru_Marland: You're cis? -honestly, I'd never have known, you look so good
  • @AndersStarmark: If you cis people didn't scare people of we'd have opposite sex marriage a long time ago!
  • @Dru_Marland: "Are they real?" (gropes stranger's breasts)
  • @AndersStarmark: I think you're taking it a little hard when someone truegenders you. It's just a label, it's nothing serious.
  • @LadyJaya: You mean your breasts started growing when you were 12? Can I feel them? They seem so real!
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