Sunday, April 1, 2012

a meme

Bold what applies to you.

  • I am a male.
  • I am a girl. 
  • I am shorter than 5’4. 
  • I think I’m ugly. 
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [Used to, it’s basically my natural colour at the mo.]
  • I have a tattoo. [Four!]
  • I want a tattoo. [All the tattoos.]
  • I am self-conscious about my body. [Who isn’t?]
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. [Happened at the last house party I went to, super fuckin’ weird.]
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
  • I have freckles.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents. [LOOK OUT WE GOT A BADASS HERE]
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday. [Undecided!]
  • I’m in school. [Kind of?  Classes haven’t started yet.]
  • I’ve lost a child. 
  • I have a job. [As of tomorrow, two!]
  • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
  • I almost always do/did my homework.
  • I’ve missed a week or more of school. [In ninth grade, when I went to England with my mother.]
  • I failed more than 1 class last year. 
  • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
  • I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry. [Some of them.  I think the first ten minutes of Up was my last Disney-related sobfest.  Then the rest of Up happened and I was like “man, fuck this movie.”]
  • I’ve peed from laughing. 
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public. 
  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. [Still have all four!]
  • I had a serious surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.
  • I’ve had measles.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to Canada. 
  • I’ve been to Mexico. 
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Hawaii.
  • I’ve gotten lost in my city. [Dude, I once got lost in my elementary school.  WHILE I WAS ATTENDING SCHOOL THERE.]
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
  • I’ve been to a casino. [I actually refuse on ethical grounds!  I have a very lax attitude towards drinking, smoking, and most drugs, but fuck fucking gambling to the seventh fucking circle of hell.]
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.                                       
  • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook. [Who hasn’t?]
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern lights. [While vacationing in northern NL with my aunt and uncle as a ten-year-old. It was great.]
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken. [Does Gay Chicken count?]
  • I’ve played a prank on someone
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. 
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship.
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment. [*CLING*]
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. [Junior high is hard for all queermos.]
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. [Only once.]
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship. [One of my exes gave me a little plastic gargoyle that looks like Leonard Cohen for my eighteenth birthday.  I still have him even though I’ve gotten rid of a lot of the other crap she got me.  He is just too precious.]
  • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. [One or two.  They were uncomfortable.]  
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain. [Overrated.]
  • I’ve hugged a stranger. [GET AWAY FROM MEEEE.]
  • I have kissed a stranger. [GET AWAYYYYYYY.]
  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out of my house.
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve cheated on a test. 
  • I’ve run a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested. 
  • I’ve passed out from drinking.
  • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
  • I’ve eaten mushrooms. [On my to-do list!  I think I would enjoy hallucinogens.]
  • I’ve popped E.
  • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
  • I’ve done hard drugs. [Just the one.]
  • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
  • I have 3 pills at a time no problem. [Have them?  Like… on my person?  What?]
  • I have been diagnosed with depression.
  • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. [I have never been diagnosed with anything, despite many years of crazy.]
  • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
  • I have been anorexic or bulimic .
  • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
  • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
  • I’ve woken up crying.
  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals. 
  • I own over 5 rap CDs.
  • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. [Ugh.]
  • I own something from Hot Topic. 
  • I own something from Pac Sun. [What’s a Pac Sun?]
  • I collect comic books.

Notes

  1. soredemonao reblogged this from cryptohomorocker and added:
    I am a male. I am a girl.
  2. cryptohomorocker posted this