you, kant, always get what you want

a meme

Bold what applies to you.

• I am a male.
• I am a girl. 
• I am shorter than 5’4. 
• I think I’m ugly. 
• I have many scars.
• I tan easily.
• I wish my hair was a different color.
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [Used to, it’s basically my natural colour at the mo.]
• I have a tattoo. [Four!]
• I want a tattoo. [All the tattoos.]
• I am self-conscious about my body. [Who isn’t?]
• I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. [Happened at the last house party I went to, super fuckin’ weird.]
• I have more than 2 piercings. 
• I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
• I have freckles.
• I’ve sworn at my parents. [LOOK OUT WE GOT A BADASS HERE]
• I’ve run away from home.
• I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
• I have a sibling less than one year old.
• I want to have kids someday. [Undecided!]
• I’m in school. [Kind of?  Classes haven’t started yet.]
• I’ve lost a child. 
• I have a job. [As of tomorrow, two!]
• I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
• I almost always do/did my homework.
• I’ve missed a week or more of school. [In ninth grade, when I went to England with my mother.]
• I failed more than 1 class last year. 
• I’ve stolen something from my job. 
• I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
• Disney movies still make me cry. [Some of them.  I think the first ten minutes of Up was my last Disney-related sobfest.  Then the rest of Up happened and I was like “man, fuck this movie.”]
• I’ve peed from laughing. 
• I’ve snorted while laughing.
• I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
• I’ve glued my hand to something.
• I’ve had my pants rip in public. 
• I was born with a disease/impairment.
• I’ve broken a bone.
• I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
• I’ve had my tonsils removed.
• I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
• I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. [Still have all four!]
• I had a serious surgery.
• I’ve had chicken pox.
• I’ve had measles.
• I’ve been on a plane.
• I’ve been to Canada. 
• I’ve been to Mexico. 
• I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
• I’ve been to Japan.
• I’ve been to Africa.
• I’ve been to Hawaii.
• I’ve gotten lost in my city. [Dude, I once got lost in my elementary school.  WHILE I WAS ATTENDING SCHOOL THERE.]
• I’ve seen a shooting star.
• I’ve wished on a shooting star.
• I’ve seen a meteor shower.
• I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
• I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
• I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
• I’ve been to a casino. [I actually refuse on ethical grounds!  I have a very lax attitude towards drinking, smoking, and most drugs, but fuck fucking gambling to the seventh fucking circle of hell.]
• I’ve been skydiving.
• I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
• I’ve played spin the bottle.                                       
• I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
• I’ve crashed a car.
• I’ve been skiing.
• I’ve been in a play.
• I’ve met someone in person from Facebook. [Who hasn’t?]
• I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
• I’ve seen the Northern lights. [While vacationing in northern NL with my aunt and uncle as a ten-year-old. It was great.]
• I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
• I’ve played chicken. [Does Gay Chicken count?]
• I’ve played a prank on someone
• I’ve ridden in a taxi.
• I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. 
• I’ve eaten sushi.
• I’ve been snowboarding.
• I’m single.
• I’m in a relationship.
• I’m engaged.
• I’m married.
• I’ve gone on a blind date.
• I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
• I miss someone right now.
• I have a fear of abandonment. [*CLING*]
• I’ve gotten divorced.
• I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. [Junior high is hard for all queermos.]
• I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. [Only once.]
• I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
• I’ve kept something from a past relationship. [One of my exes gave me a little plastic gargoyle that looks like Leonard Cohen for my eighteenth birthday.  I still have him even though I’ve gotten rid of a lot of the other crap she got me.  He is just too precious.]
• I’ve had a crush on a teacher. [One or two.  They were uncomfortable.]  
• I’ve been kissed in the rain. [Overrated.]
• I’ve hugged a stranger. [GET AWAY FROM MEEEE.]
• I have kissed a stranger. [GET AWAYYYYYYY.]
• I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
• I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
• I’ve snuck out of my house.
• I have lied to my parents about where I am.
• I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
• I’ve cheated on a test. 
• I’ve run a red light.
• I’ve been suspended from school.
• I’ve witnessed a crime.
• I’ve been in a fist fight.
• I’ve been arrested. 
• I’ve passed out from drinking.
• I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
• I’ve smoked.
• I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
• I’ve eaten mushrooms. [On my to-do list!  I think I would enjoy hallucinogens.]
• I’ve popped E.
• I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
• I’ve done hard drugs. [Just the one.]
• I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
• I have 3 pills at a time no problem. [Have them?  Like… on my person?  What?]
• I have been diagnosed with depression.
• I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. [I have never been diagnosed with anything, despite many years of crazy.]
• I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
• I have been anorexic or bulimic .
• I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
• I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
• I’ve woken up crying.
• I’m afraid of dying.
• I hate funerals. 
• I own over 5 rap CDs.
• I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
• I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. [Ugh.]
• I own something from Hot Topic. 
• I own something from Pac Sun. [What’s a Pac Sun?]
• I collect comic books.