Thursday, April 24, 2014

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

realmythology:

wintersoldjer:

imagine steve and bucky going for a walk together but are stopped by a bunch of kids on a school trip, and instead of gathering around captain america, the kids crowd around bucky, because he’s “the guy with the wicked metal arm”

 (via wintersoldjer)

big-catsss:

Elaine Kruer was able to watch a mother carefully move her cubs to their den. The process was very special and a reminder of how gentle nature can be. “When her grip began to slip, rather than tighten her grasp, she would lay them down and use her paws to reposition them ever so carefully,” says Elaine. (source)

dancingloki:

mimicryisnotmastery:

time didn’t even revise the results

they didn’t change the numbers

they left it clear that laverne cox was on top

and then they just straight up excluded laverne from their Influential 100 list because they felt like it. 

i don’t need an explanation from them. i don’t need to understand their motives because fuck them.

we all know their motives

the explanation is they’re racist transphobic assholes and don’t let anyone tell you different

fuck them

the1001cranes:

remembering there’s a Cadbury egg tucked away in your purse

eliseandbass:

bi-privilege:

helpful flowchart on how to tell if someone is bisexual. since the people running that study in the ny times seems to have forgotten.

Whats wrong with mayonnaise on fries

eliseandbass:

bi-privilege:

helpful flowchart on how to tell if someone is bisexual. since the people running that study in the ny times seems to have forgotten.

Whats wrong with mayonnaise on fries

lurrel:

never over how Stiles instantly is befriended by some hot drag queens and then keeps their numbers to invite them to high school parties. never ever over it.

(Source: hawtornes)

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

(Source: lmnpnch)

beperpetuallydrunk:

Possibly my favourite photo set ever

(Source: aurora-spirit)

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

(Source: molotofpt)

(Source: ohdaesusie)

ruinedchildhood:

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

the struggle is real

(Source: pizzaland)

(Source: assiralsama)